10 ways to annoy your waiter

1. Three words: eat the check.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.